This is foolish, it works both ways.

John Kasich might be a fan of Linkin Park, but in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

Matt Barnes probably will be available for the Knicks’ head coaching gig next year, but he absolutely hates players who grab rebounds.

Seeing as how he was Mr. Basketball in Alabama in HS, that’s 0% surprising. My JT story at ND was that he and Ryan Grant (198% muscle combined) both failed the freshman swimming requirement and had to take swim class with all the fat out of shape kids (me). Last day of swim class we played water polo which consisted…

I think what’s really amazing is so many of us are believing her story of taking a 4-6 week medication for ten years that totally unbeknownst to her is a performance enhancer.

Man, that thing was really flying.

*Sees self out*

I guess that got... Messi...

“Ha! I’ve seen worse!”

Fun fact: in high school, Marshall Koehn was out on his family’s farm when he spotted a coyote peering out into a field full of grazing cattle. Marshall, from the other end of the large field, started at a full sprint at the exact same time as the coyote did, both racing toward a particularly weak calf that had…

Fun fact: The poor kid who made that pass, his father is Bryant Stith. Deadspin readers over 30 years old will know who he is.

A one-game suspension seems lax.

Federico Macheda. Fraizer Campbell.

There guys scored goals as teenagers for United.

Rashford has a bright, bright future (in the Championship).

I just measured my hand at my desk. Why?

It’s pretty easy to pack on 25 lbs in a couple of months. Hamburgers, fried chicken, orange soda.

Hey Nathan, while you’re here could you look over our financials? Things aren’t going so well..

Too bad the referee should have caught that Suarez was inside the arc and the penalty area when Leo touched it.

former governor Bobby Jindal boned everything

I laughed out loud.

Man, can you imagine miserable-ass Kobe being forced to waste an entire year of his prime in Cleveland alongside Zydrunas Ilgauskas and Daniel Gibson?

It’s crazy that they can make all those cheesecakes in a factory and yet Subway can’t even make a decent sandwich, created individually by artists.