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Twenty years ago, you almost never saw a Canada Goose parka south of the 55th parallel in Canada. You knew you had arrived in The North when you started seeing everyone with this weird map logo on their shoulders; the parkas themselves were very drab and utilitarian looking. CG used to be all about technical

My husband and I are eating at a small cafe in Los Angeles. A thin handsome man and a shorter rounder man sit at a table near us, and a few people start approaching the thin man. He is polite, and gives them all a little attention.

My roommate and I were doing our usual tradition of smoking a blunt, grabbing a bacon egg and cheese, and sneaking it into the Lincoln Square AMC theater. We’re stoned AF, giggling about something in line, when the guy in front of me turns around halfway and I notice it’s FUCKING MARK RUFFALO. I promptly exclaim,

Back in 2004 after I’d graduated high school but before heading off to college I took a trip all by myself to Los Angeles. At some point I was out wandering around window shopping and a guy accidentally ran into me when getting on his motorcycle. Wasn’t even a big deal (probably my fault anyway) but he was profusely

I once helped The Rock finished a crossword puzzle in an airport lounge long ago. That man takes his crossword puzzles very seriously!

Have you seen how ducks have sex?

Some early polling places began releasing numbers last week and saw young voter turn out (18-29 I believe) in some states increase by over 500%. I am really hopefully that people are going to be shocked at the results today. 

Is it lame that I teared up? Because I teared up.

If you’re in a relationship with someone who uses a whip on you, and you’re not the one giving permission, that’s an abusive relationship, not a D/s one. The submissive is always the one in control in a consensual D/s relationship. 

this fridge is my dream fridge.

My question - the bride requested to be buried in her gown? Wasn’t she a teen? She died in an accident; why would she have made funeral requests? Maybe I’m missing something but...

See, out of all the stories, that one stands out to me as being 100% made up!

Yeah that one was confusing and seemed more like a mournful loss of life than anything creepy. The random italicized sentences at the conclusion of the paragraphs also threw me out of my immersion in the story. 

Glad I’m not the only one who thought so. The overuse of italics really took me out of the narrative flow. 

Honestly, I thought that one was the least scary - it was so caught up in flowery language that it obscured anything scary in the story.

This gif is further evidence as to Evans being the superior Chris. When you’re on top, you’re secure enough to freely compliment the so-called competition because you know they pose no threat to your greatness.

Wait, not Evans? I thought we’d agreed Evans was #1. 

This also demonstrates that women are no different than men when it comes to being excited about seeing some hottie naked. 

Just a reminder: your love of Chris Pine comes Captain-America-approved.

Chris Pine is a delight, to be sure. But I would never vote him over Evans or Hemsworth. But Pine is a solid Chris bronze medalist.