I mean, it’s definitly racist to call us Eskimos, so maybe instead you could use what we call ourselves? Inuit, Yupik, Inupiaq, Supiaq? (Also, if you don’t know which group name you should use, then you don’t know which group you’re talking about, and you shouldn’t use us as a joke for an article about cum).

Congratulations on leaving what is easily the most deranged comment I’ve ever received in my year of working at Jezebel lol. 

It doesn’t matter what size your labia is with this outfit. It matters whether you plan to move your legs more than one millimeter apart while wearing it. Because if your legs move, your labia move, and that bodysuit will end up cutting you in half in a way that is so painful that, you, being a man - can’t even…

I legitimately read that headline to mean that these moms were going to be starring in a porn that their children would then watch. While still horrifying, the truth is far, far less appalling. 

In my experience, nothing makes a misogynist, half-assing dude go from zero to sputtering Kavanaugh than a woman finally holding him accountable at work.

This female park ranger is so angry and so unsurprised. 

The National Park Service still exists in 1916. My fellow rangers used the n-word almost daily. They don’t give a shit about employment law. There’s very much an attitude of, “We ARE the government, so we make the rules, and no outsiders can tell us what to do.” I’ve got stories for hours. All I’ll say is they need to…

Nah!  We already had super composed woman on Becca’s season and it was a snooze fest.  

Tayshia would be Becca 2.0.

Tayshia would probably be too boring because she’s grounded and reasonable. Nobody wants to watch grounded and reasonable people on dating shows. 

I think it was originally going to be Tayshia, but then an article came out with an ex-boyfriend where he claimed that they were exclusively dating up until the day she left for the Bachelor and that ruined her chances. It goes back to the “not here for the right reasons” issue this season was having, which is why…

That documentary seems to be about two tangentially related things: animal abuse by the tourism sledding industry and whether or not dogs trained for sledding in the iditarod is inherently abusive.

My greatest victory is all due to being in recovery after years of off and on addiction. About nine months after I got clean, I took a temp job as an admin assistant. I worked really hard, was honest and transparent and they quickly hired me as Administrative Manager. It was honestly the most fun job I’d ever had. I…

I used to be a barmaid in a remote Australian town that had a large Aboriginal population and was so, so racist. The pub had two bars in separate rooms, connected by an opening behind the bar so the bar staff could move easily between them.

I went to graduate school for a degree in a male-dominated STEM field. The culture in the department and university was terrible. Women were routinely sexually harassed and silenced through the department. I built up a group of women in the department and fought for two hard years alongside them and other amazing…

Those books are underrated gems and hopefully I’ll write about them for Jez sooner rather than later.

Thanks for the Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging throwback. Those books made me pee my pants when I was a tween. Which is gross but better than pooping in a public pool [pours one out for Libby’s dignity]. 

Funny he doesn’t mention whipping out his dick on-set while doing “Parks and Recreation” any longer.

You seem to miss the point, which is, keep that shit, whatever your beliefs are, to yourself. Some don’t, and I find it annoying.

In the summer of 2060, Chris Pratt will probably be talking to an empty chair at the Republican National Convention.