Severino: [puts down #1 sign]

You know, Boonie is on to something here. For as Rousseau said in his Discourse on Inequality, “In fact, the real source of all those differences, is that the savage lives within himself, whereas the citizen, constantly beside himself, knows only how to live in the opinion of others.” That is, in “the box” the batter…

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

go back to the moors, jackass

I mean, if you are going to paint a broad stroke to say there is literally no reason to live in one of the worlds most preeminent cities I’m happy to paint broad strokes in response.

I don’t care who your team is, you’ve got to love it when he fries the rice right in front of them. They didn’t even know about that step where you put it on a baking sheet and dry it out like that. But they will never forget it. Elevate and cook young man.

Never a good look to make your head of live service publicly state that, no, the game is not dead.

I wouldn’t say your mom is fair, but she is definitely game.

And I think of Chris Jericho:

I’M SO HAPPY!!! This is the best miracle to ever have happened in March (sorry, UMBC).

People are always so concerned about making sure the other guy can’t win that they ignore their own victory. I’m sure that says something about the human condition.

There is no better way to guarantee I will read a story.

Maybe she was worried about killing a 12 year old...

Kotaku has never broken a Bethesda embargo. We were blacklisted for reporting on information that was leaked to us, not information that was under embargo. You clearly don’t know what you’re talking about, so why even comment?

Trump never uses finger guns. They're for pussies and losers. Plus, his finger guns don't scare anybody for some reason