Dear everyone at G/O,

What a smart and beautiful young woman, how terribly sad.

At the risk of being seen as “parasocial”, a new vocab word people learned and use to describe anyone who cares about celebrity gossip, but more specifically gossip about John Mulaney:

Hope Wayne Brady or someone is ready to step in on Masked Singer.

A lot of words to essentially say “why didn’t she speak up then instead of years later claiming to be uncomfortable” which sounds very much like victim shaming.

Can You Ever Forgive Me is good.

I would highly recommend everyone listen to Conan‘s latest podcast episode with Melissa McCarthy. She’s an absolute gem and a unique voice in comedy. 

They’ve streamlined his involvement so much he doesn’t need to actually be in the film, he’s just already blocking cars in Hollywood while dancing in a weirdly tight Lakitu costume.

So the 1993 Super Mario Bros is now canonically the best Super Mario movie of all time?

If you have painful periods, fight, and I mean FIGHT until you get answers.

May my great grandkids join the seance? I’m hoping he left out some of the kids.  Maybe Andrew because he's a pedophile. 

I’m hoping for secret side children and I hope my great grandkids have a seance or something when its unsealed so I can get the tea. 

“approachable and aesthetically pleasing and socially aware and gender-neutral” tequila brand

You know, I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing another close-up picture of Mitch’s reanimated corpse.

If she could turn back time...

This person is pushing a right-wing anti-trans book to back up their “facts”, I think it’s safe to say that they’re either a TERF or an anti-trans conservative. I admit, the difference between those two is somewhat academic.

Like Greene herself, Crossfit sucks ass.

1. people are more free to express their trans identity

The areligious population is growing. Would be nice if we could actually build a political voting bloc that could go up against Pence/Noem. But, White atheist dude bros like Bill Maher/Joe Rogan/Dawkins ruined atheism with the misogyny, racism, islamophobia, transphobia and the general assholery.

Dunno about any of my atheist sisters and brothers out here, but shit like this is always hilarious to me. Up until a fanatic like Pence or Noem start pushing laws.