Jeff Garlin is the governor of New Jersey?

I want only the worst for this company.

The “biggest stars” mentioned in the headline are 14 years old, so this guy’s age ain’t no great shakes.

I got headaches like a little baby when I first started playing GoldenEye, my first first-person game, back in ‘97. Goo goo.

I’d be happy to provide some.

Chimp Kelly will never really be fired . . . in my heart.

Peet Roaz

Even if he’s just kissing ass, it amazes me that this strategy isn’t more common.

Please call them don’t-hoverboards.

“not cost effective”? They’re pulling in zillions of dollars and they’re worried about jerseys? I kind of assumed at this point that they never wore the same game jersey twice.

Jesus Herbert Walker Christ.

I would have thought that talking about how hot his daughter’s little kid friends are would have been enough to violate the character clause.

Penn State Football. Baylor Football. Stanford Band.

Where’s the “dislike” button?

Tuff guy alert.

Phuck Phil Jackson and Fuck Lebron James. It ain’t complicated.

Mommy!

Is watching thousands of hours of anime and then getting ‘roided up really considered good for your health?

It’s time to bring back Antwaan Randle El.

Looks terrible. Thanks for convincing me.