I dislike this review/commentary because it reminds me of the game’s most glaring flaws, which I happily overlooked due to my enjoyment of the other aspects. Thanks for nothing.

Did his biographer invent the fact that Cobb murdered my great grandparents during a botched home invasion?

I agree. The news media should suppress the reports of Pokemon Go players being idiots. Any other information you’d like to suppress, just for the record?

For geography’s sake, I suggest that Louisville/WVU trade between the XII and ACC.

Growing up in the ‘80s and ‘90s, I didn’t pay much attention to college sports, but I heard of UConn plenty courtesy of the basketball program. It’s a little weird to me that they’re not in a POWER FIVE conference. The idea of them in the Big 12 is kind of gross, though, given my old-timey preference for…

I’m hoping Pokemon Go will be a death sentence for many, many distracted players.

Really corny. Try again.

I am the President of the University of California-Berkley, and this is the first I’ve heard about any of this.

I hope you’re right - Germany and France don’t need any more titles - but why are you so confident in that just managed its first 90-minute win in this tournament?

Mebbe he was speaking Frunch, big guy.

I would certainly argue that: Gold Cup 2015.

That’s not exactly the fairest scheduling on the organizer’s part.

That’s true, but it CAN happen, i.e. MEX 5:0 USA in the 2009 Gold Cup final.

I want the final to be USA v. MEX just to troll CONMEBOL.

Terrible brawling strategy, leaving all those handy bats in the dugouts. Even cavemen knew to bring a club to a throwdown.

Every member of the Royals organization and all of their fans should be executed. Disgraceful behavior. I’m just sorry people had to see it.

Hey, you forgot to slap the paid content disclaimer in this article.

Hey, someone send me an email when Kotaku can stop talking nonstop about this fucking game. Thanks.

I don’t eat meat, and I enjoy tempeh, tofu, seitan, etc. I don’t quite get this kind of thing, though. The imitation only makes sense if the result is a credible replication, like fake hot dogs. My favorite stupid imitation product (to make fun of) is Morningstar bacon, which attempts to recreate the awful sensation…

Cool! Another FPS!