Thanks to this article, I hate bartenders.

MARK MY WORDS: Washington and San Francisco will trade Kaepernick and Griffin to each other.

That picture only cements it.

Bill O’Reilly is not going to like this.

Weird Al has always done parody...

He broke into comics at a really young age 20 years ago with a very McFarlane-derived style. It seems he’s come a long way.

That was a good Godfather joke. I lulz’d! Thanks.

The NFL didn’t let RHCP play because it would be too complicated. They were pretending to play along with a recording. I’m not saying they’re great, but it’s not exactly an apples to apples comparison.

Oh, no...

Thanks for the update; it looks fucking awful.

Thank you for another shit music take.

If only it weren’t so accurate.

If you figure out that there’s actually something in the MMORPG section, please post a follow-up. Thanks!

I don’t think a stadium has ever been purpose-built for a Women’s World Cup, let alone by abused migrants. Better luck next time.

Kudos to whomever decided that Leslie Horn’s terrible taste in music should become such a focal point of this site.

University rankings have to be taken with a grain of salt, but in this international list, 50 of the top 200 are in the USA, with Harvard at 4 and Stanford at 7:

Sorry, but catshit is pretty good.

This game was unofficial, but a Mario Bros. II was released for Commodore 64, based on one of the Game & Watch games.

When I grow up, I want to be a real gamer, like yourself.

Cosplay is funny.