They are sorry they got caught. They have no problem engaging as the same actions as Nazis.

not knowing she was commending the dipshit.

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“We’re sorry (we got caught).”

Well I am shocked.....

“We condemn Adolf Hitler’s actions and his dark place in human history. We should not have quoted him in our newsletter.”

Kinda related: One of Desantis’ duties in the Navy was Assistant Urinalysis Coordinator.

Of course he is. He hasn’t seen his own since he was married to Ivana.

Ah, as long as that point is mentioned, it’s all good, because many of them do sound weirdly obsessed with it, though not surprising as they’re all about pea-cocking for the others to the point I wouldn’t be shocked if they started circle jerking.

Has Trump gone full Frank Reynolds yet?

We’ve all seen that the most righteous and loud gay haters are the ones who get caught in a gas station bathroom by an undercover vice cop. Both of them seem fascinated with men’s junk and pretending they’re not. I hope they decide to debate though. Watching those two go after each other like two rats in an outhouse…

I fully expect Casey DeSantis to remark on how massively endowed her husband is sometime soon.

Good time to be a manufacturer of men’s high heeled boots and lifts. I like to imagine that by the end of their campaigns, Trump and DeSantis will be over 8 feet tall and only appear in public behind a podium.

DeSantis is obsessed with everyone’s genitalia especially children’s.

According to the Russian ladies of the night, trump had the smallest one they had ever seen.

I would like to request a moratorium on all further mentions of Stormy Daniels description of Trump's penis. I consider being forced to consider the appearance of his genitalia a form of abuse.

To be fair, Ron “Pus in Boots” does give off some serious microdik energy. His obsession with bashing trans and drag rights is right in line with that 1" clit we know he’s sporting...

Ask Stormy Daniels about the little mushroom.

Does anyone remember the socio-political complaint that there was too much focus on the female sexual body and zero focus on the male? 30 years later and it feels like we’re wading through a dangling forest of dicks 24/7.