He could body-double for DJT. Even wears a matching outfit.

Huh. So she has a type.

That summarizes her entire life.

It makes me so unreasonably happy that this or some form of it has been trending on twitter for several days

Ded.  

That’s a lot of leg for a family Christmas party, Kimberly...

Courtesy of Page Six, it’s Viktor Knavs, Melania’s father. Which perhaps explains why he’s weirdly separate from the Trumps in the photo. 

Apparently it’s Viktor Knavs, Melania’s father. 

They all look like they could be shopped in. It’s such a weird composition. 

Yikes

Tall isn’t the only thing freakish about him in this photo.

That’s what I thought.

Ivanka is standing next to her dad. There’s no more “significant other” for her than he is.

William Shatner.

And who is the William Shatner looking motherfucker on the left?

Yes, who is that? Is that the Tangerine Terror’s brother? Also, the guy standing next to Donnie Jr. - is that his son? And where’s Eric?

Jezebel has always been weirdly preoccupied by Barron's height, but I gotta say, in this photo, this kid is freakishly tall

Tiffany looks like she might be photoshopped in

#Trumpstinks

 I’m also struck by how much older and more regal and severe he now looks???