I’ve always figured my web history full of slash fic would find its way out into the open, and I would shrivel up like a dead spider at everyone knowing my ship fetishes, but if this lady can be this much of a monster without shame, why can’t I let my freak flag fly??  WHY SHOULD’T I BE THE SLASH FIC REP.

Man, I always thought the main reason I shouldn’t get into politics is too much weed and no college degree...the pro-life lunatics however have taught me that I wouldn’t be able to do my job without screaming obscenities at these fuckin clowns in hearings like this. “Ma’am did you just try to tell me with a straight…

You’re correct. That’s definition and reality of organized religion.

I’ve thought about this a lot (I fucking hate megachurches) and I really think it comes down to lack of imagination. Some people can read the Bible and go with Jesus, even though he lived 2000 years ago; they can still hear him like he’s right here. Others (with no imagination) probably NEED someone real right here to…

When you’re surrounded by sycophants there’s nobody to tell you that you look like a 3 year old’s Barbie doll that fell down the back of the couch for a few months

It’s literally the opposite of every fucking word uttered by Jesus in the Bible. How the fuck are people so dumb?

I wish you could have heard me cackle just now. Brava.

Amen~!

I guess the whole "Jesus is my co-pilot" thing didn't work.

She looks like she’s wearing another person’s face as a mask.

Not to front for this nutjob, but I’m pretty sure in a choice between believing Joel Osteen and believing ______, you choose _______.

And nothing of value was lost.

The husband wasnt much better. Apparently he was a boy toy she hooked up with when her looks were going and she started to realize it. He was a B actor who had done a Tarzan show so apparently he looked good with his shirt off. He then tried doing a country music thing but it didn’t go anywhere.

Nicole Kidman was actually his second wife. His first wife was Mimi Rogers who grew up a Scientologist and converted him to the religion from Catholicism during their marriage.

I bet it’s in the divorce decree. She’ll be 18 soon enough and can make the decision.

“When lawyers asked point black whether Holmes ended their marriage”

Tom Cruise has always given off mentally unstable vibes (water is wet, I know); but it’s just still fascinating to see how cults can manipulate the mentally vulnerable to do anything: Kill, kidnap, disown family, abandon your own children. Not to mention he’s basically treated as a minor god within that church which…

Because what you wrote isn’t relevant to how the Church cuts off people who leave. Anyone who decides they want to have a life outside of the church is cut off from contact with anyone who still is a member.

It’s a judgemental phrase about a 16 year old child. Why not frame it more as the scientologist church is terrified of Katie Holmes because she literally escaped from that marriage like an action movie superhero, secret burner phones and all.

Scientology is a pyramid scheme that uses all the moola to create a utopian world for the top