Santos’ office has provided further clarification on a few other concerns: The glasses are from a Halloween costume, he’s actually 4 feet tall but standing on milk crates, and that’s not him in the painting of George Washington crossing the Delaware.

He’s going to step down now, correct?

Yeah well, we’ve all padded the resume or strategically left something out in order to get a job... but this is taking it to a whole new level.

lol you’re poor

And so many “left” commenters as well, the ones who rage at Democrats over Republican crimes.

I get “opportunist who learned what Trump taught them ... just lie, lie and then lie some more.  Because once you win, they can’t get rid of you when it all comes out”

First... can Alexandra Billings play him in the comedy version of this?

Ah, yes, the classic “It’s your fault because you didn’t catch me.” justification all these psychopaths trot out when they get caught. 

Dude’s a compulsive liar; maybe we’ll get lucky and find out he lied about being a Republican.

My great-grandparents fled Prague for America to escape the Nazis.......in 1890.

His rationale is “Hey, everyone does it! I’m the victim here.” He’ll fit in just fine with the MAGA clique in Congress.

You’re just asking questions.

He went to the Trump school shirking of responsibility. This is why I can never find Trump funny. Even his legitimately hilarious fumbles fill me with despair. He ushered in the most shameless era of politics where consequences mean nothing. Politicians now believe they can get away with anything. With good reason,…

Do we need any more evidence that the GOP does not actually believe in “rule of law” or even rules?

But now I’m elected and there’s nothing you can do about it. HAHAHA!

Santos*, responding: “I only said I was ‘human-ish’.”

* I’m not willing to grant that he has been honest about his actual name, given everything else.

It seems like one could argue he’s not even the person people voted for, therefore he is not the one to remain in office. If they find the other guy, sure. This guy? Not so much.

Many people are saying he is

Is he even a republican?  Would be pretty funny if he lied about that as well, although in this era it can only lead to terrible things.

We have to ask ourselves - are we 100% sure he’s not a lizard person here solely to kill children and eat their adrenochrome? I mean, look at that photo...