This woman is a fucking hero.

He’s honestly one of the worst writers I have ever seen get paid to write. There are probably fanfics shipping Thanos and Julia Child that are not only better-composed than the average Gabe Fernandez article, but have more important things to say.

This is so nothing. If it had been any team except the White Sox, you dopes wouldn’t have bothered posting it.

Holy fuck, Gabe, you’re really swinging for the fences today. Stupid article after stupid article from this guy!

I’m no Jets fan, but are you really trying to argue that a practice squad guy who went undrafted and has played 0 regular season snaps would be a key cog in the Jets’ (or any other team’s) lineup? What a dumb fucking article.

I suppose I’m a fan of you closing your Kinja account and shutting off your computer...

This is such a hot take, I just vomited.

I wish I could give you one star for your opinion and another for your “Futurama” reference.

Man, I don’t even have to read what you say- I just see Captain Murphy and the words “Martian Law”, and I hit that star.

Totally unrelated to the content of this post, written by someone I respect and about a topic worth covering because people on the Internet are usually scum...

How many comments have there been along the lines of “Kotaku Is Upset About Things That Aren’t Actually Said in Smash Bros Lyrics”?

That really blows. She’s such an exciting player to watch. Also, I don’t think it was landing on Griner’s foot, but in how Stewart planted going up for the jumper.

I agree- not enough people realize what her name means or how incredible it is.

Man, this is a really interesting article with really horrible grammatical problems.

There is no “Country Hot 100". The relevant chart is Hot Country Songs, and there are only 50 entries.

Also, why do you have to “take breaks” and play music for a few seconds for no reason? Just turn off the microphones, and then turn them back on when you’re ready to continue. It’s not like you’re playing ads between segments.

You all REALLY have to stop judging names as if they’re made up. One, it’s in the rules that legal names are fine even if they’re changed; two, and far more importantly, you take away so much of the joy of the names, especially when they’re real. Jizyah Shorts is a woman in her early ‘20s- she didn’t change her…

Corno Pronk is a particularly wonderful name in this competition because it JUST SOUNDS GOOD. Neither name is an inherently funny word, they don’t combine to make a word or phrase, the name doesn’t sound particularly dirty or controversial, there’s no alliteration or assonance or rhyming... the consonants and vowels…

If somebody wants to stall or play keep-away, that’s fine with me- it’s built into the game.

How dare you besmirch the good name of Kate Beaton’s delightful “King Baby”!

What are you doing on a liberal comedy website if you like neither liberals nor comedy?