65 signatures would be my entire street and the houses at the end of the block, something tells me the trailer owner is a dick and not your typical car guy.

He probably says it that way on purpose so nobody would confuse him as a grown man that spends waking hours contemplating pokemon...s.

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Of course she is. They all do.

Good satire is good. Doonesbury isn’t.

I honestly think this is the single worst comment in the history of Deadspin.

Far Side thread?

The last summer Olympic Games that mattered was 1972 in Munich. The amateur sports phenomenon, for which the world stopped every 4 years, died when Jim McKay announced, “They’re all gone.” Subsequent boycotts in 1976, 1980, and 1984 invalidated the competition, and professionalism, PEDs, bidding scandals, and the post…

What about those of us that aren’t LGBTQ or Euro?

There’s a difference between the target and the topic of a joke. If you learn that difference, you might enjoy more things. And maybe you’ll be less annoying in general.

Aw man. I suck. Well, I’ll just go fuck myself then.

Ha ha. Normal parents don’t homeschool. Stay at home parents do to justify their existence.

Is Hamilton taking over this section or something? I’d love to read Drew take a huge shit all over this. This is some grade-A oblivious rich person drivel. Sorry a doctor thought that a natural birth might be a bad idea. But something tells me your kids won’t share the belief that this is the best lifestyle for them,…

Alternately titled, “Have a rich husband and attachhement issues”

Seems to me like kids still need to learn math, grammar, literature, history, biology, physics, etc. From people that know about that stuff.

You're damn right it's convenient that your Father is able and willing to help you with the other children. An inconvenient truth is that a lot of us don't have that option.

Hooray, another bit of discourse in which “normal” equals “people with way more money than us.”

I made it to “art college” and decided that this is a different sort of normal than I was looking for.

Homeschooled kids are weirdos: Please do not homeschool your children.

Oh that is a fucking load. Anyone that believes the “Monsanto sues farmers if seeds blow into your field” is right up there with folks that think the moon landing was faked.