More Likely as Premier or MP seeing as how their a Canadian.  

Except for everyone in the middle of the country that will be underneath the continental Ocean. AKA the people no one cares about because we aren’t Ontario...

Ontario does not equal Canada just like New York or California doesn’t Equal the USA. And yes Ontario is putting in some good labour laws but they still have many problems because their Premier simply doesn’t give a shit about their skyrocketing energy bills.

Legs Malone = Can’t take a fucking joke

Is there some kind of law that requires all home schooling parents to sound like either, End of Days apocalypse preppers, or free love my child is the most specialist snowflake types. I also find it interesting that none of the children’s names are mentioned. I know it’s for privacy reasons, but I also suspect that…

I feel your pain.

Born in 91, No memory of Diana, or Columbine. I have vague memories of the Florida SNAFU in the Election but 9/11 is the first distinct memory where I can remember where I was as it happened and the Aftermath in the days following.

When the Dodge Avenger become the worst thing ever? I drove one for 3 years that I paid for with my hard earned money and I didn’t start to see the hate until after I traded it in.

But Toronto isn’t the Capital of Canada...
#ThatsProbablyTheJoke?

Except that’s not what any Canadian sounds like. However we are actually very liberal with our “Eh” Usage

Zepplin and AC/DC are definitely on Spotify. Or is it Like Netflix where different countries get different Content?

Jedi Carson Palmer is simultaneously the funniest and most frightening thing I’ve seen all week.

I’ve got one sitting in my drive way right now!

6 Beer Deep on a hot August weekend in the stands!

Where the hell is Devil’s Lettuce?!

Because for 4 Months out of the year it's routinely below -20 and I don't have a garage of any kind, and because I know I will end up doing more harm than good to my vehicle.

How long until we see the inevitable Edmonton OiLLLLLLLLLLLers Account?

The second I finished reading this article I called my local GM Dealer to find out just how much above my budget a SS would be. Only to be told that here in the great white north they are still Impalas and FWD Auto Gearbox. So that might be one of the reasons why.

Yes! Dead Letters was one of my favourite weekly reads. I'm sure there's a good reason why it's more or less disappeared. Really anything that gives me a chance judge stupid people/athletes/commissioners is a good thing.