Personally, I find this Kim K photo makes me the most uncomfortable:

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT INTERVIEW OF ALL TIME

Third time. He has a daughter from when he was really young/before he joined the military. I don't know why I know these things, but I do.

yet one cannot deny that if he could grow facial hair, he would grow a porno-stache.

Watching rainier out the window. It whitened a bit last week, but this next week or so of 90 degree sunshine will melt that off too.

Om nom nom.

While we’re at it, maybe we can SERIOUSLY investigate Obama’s birth certificate, and maybe finally PAY ATTENTION to the fact that 9/11 was an inside job.

I recently trashed a hand-cranking popcorn machine a terrible ex gifted me, because he thought I should like popcorn more. Fuck him and fuck that thing.

“Raise your hands if you’ve ever personally felt victimized by Mike Huckabee.”

Let’s go.

Lol who uses Morse Code. Pony Express or gtfo

The thing that baffles me about not getting your kids vaccinated is missing what an astonishing gift immunity is. Here, for the cost of a moment’s discomfort and a $20 copay, you are protected from a scourge that has caused humanity untold pain and death for millennia.

It’s like Thetis bringing Achilles to the River…

As long as Blake gets custody of Adam Levine, you’ll be fine Miranda.

the hell did I just read....

The Sleepy Hollow series finale, maybe? When Booth reveals himself to be Angel, and defeats the Headless Horseman before he can unleash hell on Earth?

I’m still not over the amount. WHY.

Haters wanting to hate, form a line on the left.

It is just weird how much I really really want her be attacked by angry wasps.

They can NEVER split, they are basically my role model couple, and if Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally ever split up, I’d be forced to divorce my husband and swear off love forever. FOREVER.