I like Cracked's explanation on Roanoke Island: That second group of settlers didn't really get the chance to investigate what happened to the original bunch, because a few years later an even bigger mysterious phenomena occurred: Blue-eyed, pale-complexioned Indians began showing up on nearby Croatan Island.

I'm really getting sick of this petty, childish joke about what is a very serious matter. After the terrible assault that was the Twilight CGI baby the American people needed comfort and reassurance that fake babies are not actually alive and cannot come for you in the night. American Sniper baby may not be the living…

It's Marine Todd combined with Clint's Americana style. If a Kirk Cameron flick that makes Lifetime TV movies look like Oscar shoe-ins can turn profits, this was a no brainer. Also, it's got that nice benefit of being released after nonstop months of ISIS media coverage which has the American right foaming at the…

I was a German-measles (rubella) baby, too. I was left permanently severely hearing impaired, I have retinal scarring (but fortunately, my vision is fine). I have diabetes. I had fertility problems and needed assistance to conceive. I have had weight problems for most of my life despite having a small appetite and…