I thought about writing a constructive response to demonstrate that I do know, but I realized that arguing on the Internet is pointless, and I really don’t care what you think.

Why would you assume that? Instancing and running this off a server farm are critical to keeping it stable. If everybody’s data is in one big ol’ database, that’s going to end badly.

Thanks for supporting the murder of children!

He lied under oath about the consensual sex. If there hadn’t been a witch hunt in the first place, Clinton wouldn’t have had the opportunity to perjure. I’m not excusing the perjury, but there’s a direct causation.

Don’t forget him pushing the narrative that desperate poor people who can’t afford to feed their kids are actually “bucks” and “queens” buying Cadillacs with their food stamps.

I like to imagine that “Buzz Lightyear to Ground Control” goes terribly wrong à la Space Oddity:

Was this inspired by the Skyrim mod? This video still makes me lose it laughing.

Oh good, another generic shooter set in Star Wars. Glad to see we learned nothing after Battlefront.

Don’t forget about the Black Mages’ version — that’s Uematsu’s now-defunct prog metal band that entirely covered his compositions.

I think you mean “dumbell,” unless she stuck a metal pole up baby’s ass before lifting. A barbell has, you know, a bar.

Try driving on Columbia Road crosstown during rush hour.

Without Uematsu, it’s not a good Final Fantasy. Period.

You’re right, everybody has the right to expensive hobbies! How’s stealing Bugattis going for you?

As long as people keep preordering shovelware like this, they’re going to keep making it. Vote with your wallet and don’t buy games that haven’t been reviewed.

I’d thought about showing them the Logician Sketch, but this is far less obscene. Somehow I forgot about this sketch! I cut it off during the getting hit on the head lessons part, though.

I’m going to show this sketch to my students today. I’m teaching 10 year olds formal logic, so a little levity is always good.

I feel like the gym is the one time a fanny pack makes sense.

I think the point was a really lame parallel to Obi-Wan.

Why did your friend get banned?

Hoe retarded do you have to be not to be able to spell “how?”