kibblesahoy
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kibblesahoy

What are you smoking? He was trying to say that it’s possible to emigrate illegally into Mexico as well. Do you read things before you reply, or is your Mom’s monitor too clouded with Cheeto dust?

How many times does this have to happen before you stop preordering games?

I keep wondering — are there any Mario Maker levels that are just solid, fun Mario levels that don’t resort to cheap tricks? Like any level after the first 2-3 world of Mario 3 or Super Mario World. The gimmick levels are cute but they seem tiring to play.

So Japanese wrestlers all have FFF-cup breasts? Interesting.

And she’s designed that way so that nerds can masturbate to her. I know I’m alone in being embarrassed by you guys fapping to pictures of Tifa and Lara Croft, but damn.

I look at that photo and think, I feel sorry for the artists designing her — this is clearly the closest they will ever come to a naked woman.

The more roleplaying you introduce, the more people enjoy the game. This is a great idea. Show Fumbly McNumbnuts dropping his gun and yelling “CRAP!”

Why does anybody preorder games any more? They literally always launch with serious problems, and sometimes shit like this happens. I’m so happy being 8 months behind and never paying more than $20 for a game.

Their first effort? They have been making this exact game over and over for fifteen years now. I’m not impressed.

Aka, you don’t really make an effort to be on time. Thanks for wasting everybody’s time!

I bet you’re late all the time with no good excuse. But you’ve cherrypicked the two times you actually had an excuse. Sorry, no sympathy; you’re rude.

The sad thing, even Super Smash pulls this bullshit now. And it’s not even always stuff you want: pay $5 for a Geno hat and pretend Geno’s actually in the game!

I agree with this; if I see a woman wearing short shorts in the winter, I think to myself, “Here’s somebody without common sense.” Not girlfriend material.

Has none of these artists seen an actual naked woman, or is she supposed to have implants? These are the most absurdly perky boobs I’ve ever seen.

Many of us disagree with you. Perhaps you should be off in /r/circlejerk patting yourself on the back?

I think I deleted the Internet — how do I get the “E” logo back on my CPU?

As soon as you posted that, your comment was crossposted to several anti-respect subreddits, and you will soon be brigaded by angry neckbeards. It’s about ethics in video game journalism, bro.

PC has some rotten bugs too that they’re “working on.” JC2 is still a buggy mess, so I’m not particularly hopeful.

2006 called, they want their joke back.