If anything, I think having a clutch makes it easier to handle in tight spaces; I have more control over my car’s acceleration in a manual.

Very little of Maryland is urban; it’s like New York where people assume that NYC is 2/3 of the geographical area of the state. But many Maryland residents live near the three big cities within it, so yeah, learn to parallel park or STAY OUT OF DC, thanks.

This sounds like my friend who has threatened to kick my ass for putting onions and garlic in the same dish.

It’s interesting they’re charging for this; the Goat Simulator MMORPG update was a free and put a large, detailed WoW parody zone into the game. But clearly Goat Simulator has gotten big enough to charge for DLC.

Rockstar has already pushed out required patches that break mods, in a way that makes it seem deliberate.

Given that there are cats are in the game, this seems highly doable.

Cheer up, emo kid

I’d let Neil Buzz my hangar.

Tequila and Tang sounds like the name of a porn.

Not just better graphics, but eventually massive multiplayer!

On the Itchy and Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the Wizard’s Key?

Trying to feel sympathy for XBox owners…trying so hard…failing. Build a PC, you guys! And your games can look this good too.

I ended up in a year and a half long relationship with a wonderfully intelligent, attractive woman whom I would never have met IRL. Internet dating can work, but if you are going out with lying psychos, you’re doing it wrong.

If I’m on a first date with a woman who expects me to pay for her, there won’t be a second date. Aren’t we both grownups with jobs? I write these women off as backwards anti-feminists who will probably bring all sorts of other outdated gender expectations into the relationship. I’m not going to date a woman who’s…

This cat always hangs on to some blow money.

Sorry, I wasn't expecting to come off so strong…it was quite an experience! She left me for a warlock she met online, too.

Do it over Skype. The face-to-face part is what's important; scheduling a visit just to break up will cause more hurt than it's worth.