Yeah, I've had somebody cheat on me so that I would dump her, and I will never forgive her for it, no matter how much she's "grown up." Don't do this. Find the courage to tell your soon-to-be-former SO how you feel, or don't date in the first place. Any less is petty and childish, and karma will find you.

Baby wipes can be very effective if toilet paper isn't working well enough for you.

The books are all the same Bond, though Fleming is far less kind to him than the old movies. Depression, alcoholism, all that.

This is an integral part of the plot of Neal Stephenson's REAMDE. Life imitating art!

He didn't really beat it…I don't think a glitch compares to the actual work you put in.

Though if you're at the point where asking your partner for a favor leads to a divorce, maybe you shouldn't be together anyway.

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

I feel so sorry for you. Kissing is and always will be wonderful.

Considering the state of current board games, I'm not sure people would buy it without them redoing the mechanics. That board looks like it's ENTIRELY luck-based; the game would be about as fun as Candyland since it's equally challenging.

Unless it's a first date from OKCupid. Then it should be in a public space, where you can make an excuse and escape after the first drink if it turns out you are on a date with a crazy person. But for a second date, or a first date where you originally met in real life, I enthusiastically second these options.

Ah, "the ghetto people"…your job would be easier if all those uppity Negroes fucked off, huh? Nothing like a bitter old cracker to make my day a little crummier.

You have clearly never been in a failed relationship.

I've been eagerly awaiting this current gen so we can actually get PC games that take advantage of modern processors. The fact that people demand every game gets ported to 10-year old hardware — what is that?

I had a similar situation in college, though my fiancée (!) left me for a warlock she met in the World of Warcraft.

Because they wrecked the economy for us with irresponsible legislation and financial deregulation that led to the greatest depression in 70 years?

This town needs an enema.

So if she were running a business selling netting online, would she still be a Bad Person?

Just remember, if you are always backing out of things, even with a good excuse, you're a flake, and your friends will stop inviting you to things.

Oh boy, another excuse to give plaudits to the AAA developers and ignore the indie companies! Excuse me while I go puke in my hat.

But religion was a prominent enough part of previous Civs that I assume they knew it was coming…someday.