Do you read books and have cool interests and enjoy culture? If so, you're not basic. But if everything in your life is mainstream and conformist, it's really only a problem for the haters and not you.

I'm glad I'm not the only one whose jaw dropped when I heard that sample.

I doubt the next generation of consoles will use media – we will almost certainly be downloading, and probably streaming games by then. And people who live out in the boonies without Internet will probably be screwed.

Sure, but you have so much to choose from! Between the laser guns, neutralizer, defense spray, heavy bazooka, and bottle rockets, you're basically set.

Not to mention Xbox exclusives come out on Windows pretty quickly.

This is why I built a PC and opted out of this generation. Let the suckers buy an XBone; I'll get all the exclusives when they come to Windows, and probably get a PS4 when they're cheap to play the exclusives.

He was chubby when he got the role — he lost the weight for the movie. Then he gained it all back and Tweeted a photo of himself at the beach. He's kind of the best.

I'm so spoiled! When I go to other cities, I'm like…museum admission? Why would anybody pay for that?

This is what it's like living in DC every day.

Oh man! How could I miss that??! You're so right! He was DEFINITELY comparing people to the country of Niger and not using a racial epithet.

Somehow I'm not surprised that the chat window in that BF4 clip includes the most vile racial slur known to man.

I would pick up right at the beginning of the second season just for context. That's where I started and it's never been an issue.

If you're from the DC area, you may remember Sportland too, in Gaithersburg. now there was a hell of an arcade.

Oh man, can you even imagine? 50 neckbeards wearing their nicest fedoras, and one woman. She ends up leaving with a guy who's traditionally attractive and who knows how to talk to women. The remaining guys spend the rest of the night bitching about how girls only date assholes and ignore Nice Guys just because they…

Let's not forget that wave dashing was a bug…

There are, but if somebody is genuinely asking for nudes on a first date, especially a blind date, she (he) is probably a little unhinged.

I like the idea of her having a hook for a hand, too, like Aquaman.

Don't let the haters get you down. You and I know that wearing shorts makes you look like a little boy. At best, a frat boy.

Officially it's called "oh ess ten" so you don't accidentally say SEX.

Well, that answers that question.