They talk about that in Lovecraft Country. An awesome read by the way.

I don’t know about Kanye? I mean, if something is 100% ash, is it “ashy” or is it just “ash”?  Like, is the ocean “moist” or is it just “water”?

They actually have a couple really good options for the FF, if they choose to take them.

In a general sense, they have proof of concept that they can pull off two things that none of the other FF attempts managed. Guardians of the Galaxy is essentially an FF movie, in terms of the dysfunctional family dynamic. The…

This always brings me back to the best 90's parody I’ve ever seen:

Fuck you libtard! I heard that Testicles Inc. has stopped advertising on Fox & Friends. Smashing my testicles with a mallet is the only truly American way to protest ! ! ! WHOS WITH ME ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Bitch ain’t a pioneer unless this was her U-haul.

Is that a note 7?

My cat died on October 21st last year. She was only 12. Maybe it was a cover up for her plans.

Hey, speaking of weirdo photos ... Where is his daughter in the mirror??? And who is the boy who appears in the mirror but not the photo???? Demons? Crazy camera photos? Proof of extraterrestrial life? It’s hard to say.

Jut because the dog's dead, doesn't mean I can't put the pet cat in the race. Jet powered chariots will always have a special place in my nostalgia.

Ray Park for the win. Originally the double sided lightsabre was supposed to have a handle the same size as a single bladed one. Park, an experienced martial artist, took Lucas and the prop makers aside and gave them a 30 second primer on how a polearm is handled. They redesigned the handle to be, you know, useable at…

Still would.

Mayo is the devil's condiment.

For instance, I like both dogs and cats, but I think I admire cats more for their mischief, autonomy, spirit. I don't think of a cat as needing me per se, but me more as a kind of adjunct to the cause of their existence. I help it along, but don't interfere too much.

I liked this better than the fake names sketch. And I really liked the fake names sketch.

All this merch/movie for a fan fic. A fan fic that was only popular because the source material, Twilight, was such a clit tease to begin with. SIGH

It isn't, unless you're a conservative media outlet or website columnist grasping at more straws than a herd of cats in a plastics factory.

I like to sweat. I'm in my gym every day, either swimming or lifting or swinging kettlebells or taking a Zumba, BodyJam, BodyPump, or strength conditioning class. You get old when you stop moving and playing. I'm 60 and shaking the hell out of my big ass booty.

goddamn i love kung fu movies that fly over the top (ninja assassin anyone?) its so much fun! Not everything has to be best picture material - but if its going there, its should go there. None of this half ass shit that makes terrible movies.