Those tickets were on Groupon on Thursday. I seriously considered going, but now I’m glad I didn’t

I’ll allow that. My [blackity black] grandmother [who grew up on a farm in SC] adds coconut to her sweet potato pies and they are a HIT in the hood. Now I personally don’t feature coconut so there’s a special standing order for my household without it. 

I was scrolling through looking for this, and was ready to make one if no one else had. Thanks 

I can’t stand bad tippers. Tipping for me starts at 20%. The math is easy, and if I need to account for exemplary service, or discount for shitty service, then I modify from there. The only time I worked for tips was at Starbucks and they already paid above minimum wage. Those tips helped to pay for my bus pass, then…

Or if the function is at your house, the extra pan never makes it to the table.

Ya’ll can leave Dan from IT behind. He’s trash. Ya’ll just don’t hear him talk.

The pizza place near my job has this wonderful kind of pizza. It has buffalo chicken, bleu cheese, and french fries on it, and it is fucking delicious.

I definitely did.

I know this is horrible, but that sounds like the kid from the Outsourced tv show that was on NBC a few years back

my mom: arthritic knees, various pains, etc.

Normally palmolive will do it, but if there are some especially tough babies, then I swear by gojo.