Bitch ain’t a pioneer unless this was her U-haul.

My cat died on October 21st last year. She was only 12. Maybe it was a cover up for her plans.

Hey, speaking of weirdo photos ... Where is his daughter in the mirror??? And who is the boy who appears in the mirror but not the photo???? Demons? Crazy camera photos? Proof of extraterrestrial life? It’s hard to say.

Still would.

Mayo is the devil's condiment.

For instance, I like both dogs and cats, but I think I admire cats more for their mischief, autonomy, spirit. I don't think of a cat as needing me per se, but me more as a kind of adjunct to the cause of their existence. I help it along, but don't interfere too much.

I liked this better than the fake names sketch. And I really liked the fake names sketch.

All this merch/movie for a fan fic. A fan fic that was only popular because the source material, Twilight, was such a clit tease to begin with. SIGH

It isn't, unless you're a conservative media outlet or website columnist grasping at more straws than a herd of cats in a plastics factory.

I like to sweat. I'm in my gym every day, either swimming or lifting or swinging kettlebells or taking a Zumba, BodyJam, BodyPump, or strength conditioning class. You get old when you stop moving and playing. I'm 60 and shaking the hell out of my big ass booty.

Nah he put the prayer oh hold, went to the bathroom, checked his private FB account, made a sandwich, came back and released the hold button and she was still yammering, put her back on hold, called his dad to see how he's doing, watched some porn, took her off hold again and caught her saying "Jesus, are you still…

That shit drives me nuts. As I said over on Gawker, you don't need many hours of prayer to know you just slagged on two teenagers you've never met for nothing. You don't need five minutes. Jesus, to quote Anne Lamott, is drinking gin straight out of the cat dish and rolling His eyes so hard they're gonna stick that…

After many hours of prayer...

As a long time Sephora shopper and VIB Rouge, I can tell you that these women are almost certainly due some compensatory damages. It would be small, most likely under $500, but there is definitely a cash-value to a VIB Rouge account. To even earn the Rouge status, you must spend $1000 in a calendar year. Each $100…

it's STELLA JEAN. so good.

Two airlines here strike home to me. My father worked for Spirit until a few years ago (right before they started hiring frat boys to think of fare promotions). My Mother continues to work for United's reservations office in Detroit, an I myself worked at the same office from 2000-2002.

Sparks is the Kanye of the writers' world.

Did he actually compare himself to Euripides? I just can't even.

Can we also talk about how he appeared on CNN in a fucking hoodie? Like, that was a revolutionary act in and of itself. Then he had to gather some folks and show them the truth and the light.

goddamn i love kung fu movies that fly over the top (ninja assassin anyone?) its so much fun! Not everything has to be best picture material - but if its going there, its should go there. None of this half ass shit that makes terrible movies.