Oh, dear God - we fought the revolutionary war to throw off the crushing oppression of those extraneous vowels! How can we go back to that barbarism?

ugh, I got “keep on eye on them”/ no big deal for fibroids. < 6 months later: “So, you’ll be needing to have those out. Hysterectomy (38, thanks), or endometrial ablation?” WAS I NOT KEEPING A SHARP ENOUGH EYE ON THEN?

omfg, same here. My ex [for a *reason*], once bitched when I told him I was on my period, “AGAIN? You have like an every 8 day cycle.”

omg... yeah. yikes.

Yeah, when I had a penis in me for the first time, it sure hurt a bunch (despite like 50 hours of foreplay with my gentle sweetheart of a bf) - but no tearing/ripping/breaking inside, and not a drop of blood afterward. And there’d been no weird hairbrush or carrot incidents in my past where I ‘lost my maidenhead.’

INHERENT AWESOMENESS, obviously! Plus he works super hard and went to school and everything!

spoiler alert: I think it won. :/

That is an excellent rule of thumb. Thank you.

> And where are the actual comedians that advocate and practice this?