I, too, have irrational feelings about toilet lids being open.  I’ve walked in and found a towel slipped off the rack into the toilet.  I also never understood the appeal of having it open- what is it, some sort of gazing pool?

“Should I send this to her?”

What time should I come by? Might even put on some clean sweatpants!

There is 0% chance Trump made and posted that video himself. It had to be some white house intern they brought along. But how did no one know that this is a major breach of protocol? Like you, I doubt they would be told about this and then decide to just post it anyway, but Trump I guess could have just said fuck…

Not a fruit cake fan but..... homemade fruit cake is VERY different than the commercial ones that come in a tin or the kind we used to have for wedding cake. Homemade can be awe-inspiring but the commercial stuff is usually shite.

I don’t understand the fruitcake hate. It’s dense. It’s rich. The chunks of fruit are the perfect kind of gummy and chewy. Oh, and it tastes like alcohol! I love it and can’t wait to buy it half price tomorrow. 

Can I turn this into a spontaneous Christmas night SNS? I had a day.

I am an Italian American. Every holiday is an eating holiday.

That sounds delightful! I was also thinking about making stroopwafel french toast, because who wouldn’t want a pre-syruped waffle/french toast combo? If I’m gonna get diabetes, I’m gonna enjoy the ride.

I love both panettone and fruitcake. I have standing orders with all friends that I get first dibs on any unwanted fruitcakes. I also make french toast from both(I will make french toast from any and all bread/pastry products. e.g. brioche, apple fritter)

Wow, they're 69 and 22 years old!!! They could be grandparent and -child without any teen pregnancy involved. Lovely

I have a deep hatred of white parties and group photos of people dressed all in white. is there anything tackier and more cliché and played out? It just screams basic bitch, evangelical mega church pastor’s family photo and/or kardashian. 

But, is Rob’s kid in the picture? I’m seeing too many kids here—Kim and Kourtney have 3 each, and Khloe and Kylie have one each, so that extra one must be Rob and Chyna’s, right?

There is definitely an extra Kid in there. The one with her arms around Mason’s neck. I need to start Christmas drinking now. I actually know a Kardashian Kid’s name

Kendall should have her own Christmas card, with her cradling her IUD.

Suicide Squad is a appropriate nickname for the Trump cabinet.

I’m not an economic expert, but, um, I can’t find anything in that letter that specifically says the markets are doing well...it looks to me like I heard there is a hurricane coming to Florida and I called my aunt there and she was like, “nope, no hurricanes! I have plenty of bottled water and batteries so I know…

That sounds like the worst party imaginable and I’ve been to a dry wedding at 1 p.m. on a Saturday.

My “anything can happen” is more of a miserable foreboding feeling now instead of a free-spirited feeling.

Planned Parenthood is a MAJOR profiteer of medical services to both women AND men. Less than 2% of its activities are abortion. I’m so sick of this false narrative that PP = abortion. Down with the patriarchy!