Mullica is a few miles down route 9 from me, & I already have a shortlist of people I want it to kill, starting with my asshole neighbors. Going to leave a raw chicken out tonite on the property line...

Florida here. That gator’s gonna die as soon as the daytime temperatures hit the low 60’s (Mid-October?). He’ll starve to death when several days of cooler weather leave him to sluggish to hunt. (Yes, it happens even in North Florida. Every winter we get a few deaths.)

I’m curious what exit he’s from.

Yes. And then most likely condemning the animal to a miserable death by releasing it. Or, y’know, inserting an invasive species into another location, condemning OTHER animals. People are idiots.

I love how these idiots don’t think through things like “maybe keeping an apex predator so perfectly designed to kill that it hasn’t had to evolve past its current form for millions of years in my home” is a bad idea, then make it everybody else’s problem.

Is this a trick question?

If Kavanaugh is smart, he’ll withdraw his nomination.

Look at that, Trump is already trying to deny any hurricane related deaths and saying anything negative will be just lies from the Democrats.

I hate myself for clicking on this article.

He’s gonna show it now, isn’t he? :-(

Absolutely. We could potentially get a fake presidential dick pic at a press briefing, and fact checkers will do the unimaginable work of finding which male porn star’s penis they’re trying to pass off as his own, all while Hannity spends hours breaking down male genitalia.

OMFG. Ten bucks says he’s now going to use that effing Presidential Alert thing to send us all dick picks to show us how big and presidential it is. 

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

Perfect. Julia Sugarbaker is the absolute best.

Designing Women WAS FANTASTIC! Why hasn’t it ever been on syndication anywhere? Nearly all the shows of its time have been or currently are. Things are really adding up!

All of this does explain why CBS’s line up sucked so badly for the last 20 years. I watched a couple seasons of CSI, but other than that, I cannot think of a single show that I have watched on that network since the turn of the century.

Tory Burch is the shit you wear if you wanna dress like Ivanka Trump but don’t want to feel awful about it.

Someone do JCrew next! And then for funzies, do 90's era Abercrombie. No prices, just hot hot models.

If he’d done this to J Crew, he’d REALLY have gotten the comment section going. We fucking LOVE to hate J Crew (and I include myself in this).