I don’t understand this mindset at all. He’s cheating? He’s a big jerk? Divorce him and take him for all he’s worth! Aside from the immorality of murder, why would you risk being jailed or executed? Okay, you hate him - you can hate him safely from afar and enjoy gouging him for all the alimony you can get. People are…

I’m already arranging a wine night to watch this movie

I read the BBC article about this to my wife yesterday. Her response: “Which brand?”

“Coming soon on ID Channel...”

She’s been trying to kill him for a while. She shot him with a crossbow in 2016.

She should have taken out his plastic surgeon instead. 

Yeah, wasn’t that tactic used in Wedding Crashers? I wonder if that’s where the “pranks” began.

I first heard about that being possible on a CSI episode where a server did it to make a gambler too sick to stay and play. I wonder if it was being done before that and the show ripped it from the headlines or if they started that trend by informing the public at large that this could be done.

So estimated revenue is $45 million annually. They pay $145,000. I can’t imagine why we have these woo peddlers with such strict supervision from the government.

He’s got face tattoos, it’s clearly too late.

“Here are the expensive new Nike’s I already paid for!”

I mean, I made a bit player from 7th Heaven pose for a photo with me at a bakery. Some of us are just sadder in the evenings and we watch a lot of TV. 

Cliff and Claire tried to warn Elvin not to quit medical school to open that wilderness store.

Apparently the first face tattoo he got was his mother’s name, because, he said, she couldn't get mad if it was her name.......I just.....sigh.

I’m sorry but does that little boys mother know that he has tattoos on his face and is she ok with that, or is he grounded forever?

When your plan to MAGA involves you leaving the country.

When America sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing crime, they’re bringing drugs, they’re Roseanne...

Honestly, it does almost seem like its own twisted form of sexual harassment, doesn’t it? I doubt he’d be doing that to her if she were a boy. “Conservative” dads have such a creepy sense of entitlement to their daughters’ physical affection. And of course he’ll surely consider himself the personal guardian of her…

So fellow Jezzies, I need some advice (hopefully I won’t be in the grays and this will actually be seen). I have been single since this past November when I broke up with my boyfriend of nearly 5 years (my reasoning why is a story for another day). I have been generally fine with being single, but lately I have been…