These are all the best and most correct Magary takes. NO ONE DENIES THIS!

Throw in what he actually looks like and you couldn’t be more correct. The discrepancy between those 3 characteristics is awesome and hilarious.

Like there are faces made for radio,there are voices made for print.

Stuff like that happens in Broadway all the time though. If you show up to Hamilton and Lin-Manuel is sick or doing Colbert you don’t get a refund. Hell, his last show was the same night as the last shows of Leslie Odem Jr. and Phillipa Soo (July 20). All those vacancies were announced way after very expensive tickets…

As long as he doesn’t declare Nik Stauskis his favorite player, you’re a good dad.

I took my 9-year-old son to his first Sixers game yesterday (no, that doesn’t qualify as child abuse; not this year, anyway). Despite the fact that we knew going in we would not get to see Ben Simmons or Joel Embiid, the pure spectacle of a live basketball game — with all the attendant bells, whistles, thunder sticks,…

Obviously, the easiest solution is to not have a family of four.

Look, if they’re going to rest 3 goddamn starters, the LEAST they can do is tell me before they tell everyone else so I can get a bet down.

And don’t do it in front of what appears to be press row.

I love the twisted logic on these people. If you’re embarrassed that someone is showing people how you’re acting in public, maybe you should be embarrassed about how you’re acting in public.

Requisite post of the time Yoko Ono screamed like a banshee during John Lennon and Chuck Berry’s performance of “Memphis, TN”

Lots of Confederate flags in WV too.

“Hey remember this country’s long and tragic history with slavery and racism and prejudice against non-whites? We’re still here!”

Simple calculus and smart decision. Never be the man that follows The Man. Always be the next guy. This is professionally speaking, not sexually.

Agreed. No grown man should be dabbing. At least not in public.

This is not okay.

Note to Self:

She’s rude even to her own husband, you know:

The first guy was just confused. Lady Gaga is an anagram for A Glad Gay, which is clearly the byproduct of Sharia Law

I was on the fence about this year's version... until this. Absolute purchase now.