You are assuming they budgeted anything at all. This sounds like something they dumped off on an intern at 430 on a friday afternoon.

Meanwhile, CNN is following the search for the missing February 30.

According to the NFL, on February 30 the attorney general of New Jersey warned the NFL that it was interfering in an investigation, but ABC News has learned that is not a real date.

If you don't disclose that you are a cash buyer up front then don't be surprised when you do disclose this fact the price jumps up $1,000 or $1,500. Most dealers have incentives tied to financing through their manufacturer. You aren't required to do that but you won't get the rebate either. If you have the cash to…

O please—you didn't once condescendingly complain about how all land use restrictions that don't lead to a bar being immediately beneath a condo that's juuuuust affordable enough for you and no one else are killing the American economy.

LaRoche: C'mon, that fucking blimp moved right in front of me while the pitch was coming!

That's one way of helping him dry out.

Neither. Get a kill switch and hide it in the car, have it cut off the fuel pump. Put it in an inconspicuous place, and wire it up to the fuel pump relay with a small toggle switch at radio shack. It's cheap insurance to make sure your car doesn't go missing.

Baja Bug. NEXT.

Toyota, in large part, gained the "reliable" stamp by over-engineering their cars in the late 80s and 90s to such an extent that the majority of Toyotas that were manufactured two decades ago are still on the road today. There really aren't many brands that can say that. Add to that the fact that parts are dirt cheap,…

Beats by Ray, though, are still being evaluated and will be allowed while due process occurs.

It's wrong, damnit. Goes against the unwritten rules. What ever happened to just drinking your beer and putting it down when you're done? Call me old-fashioned, but I like to see people drink things the right way.

Don't be a hater. Anyone can get drunk. I can get drunk, but I won't do it as cool as she is.

Damn near pornographic. Woman's bent knee parts.

what does that even mean?

Either one. But the story about how these stories shouldn't be leaked, and the person who slept with Katy is a terrible person for talking about it, goes to Jezebel.

Fuck the haters. God I love the south.

Sounds like she's on quite the Journey.

She appears to be sacrificing that corn dog in honor of the muppet's whose pelt she's wearing.

how i think every terran marine must feel