I’m thinking your best option is something like:

I’m a f—-ing moron...

Only use the bathroom fan if it is cooler outside than in. The air you exhaust out of your house has to come from somewhere, and if it’s way hotter outside you are going to be dragging that hotter air in through every gap in your house. The small amount of air movement you get isn’t going to be worth it and you’d move…

I feel like if you have a page goal in mind you are doing it wrong.

Ugh, sorry to hear that.

A nice compromise is two twins on a king frame. You have the experience of it being one bed but you can have your own sheets/blankets, plus movement doesn’t transfer nearly as much, and visually (if you are worried about the aesthetic) it doesn’t look different than a normal king unless you look close enough to see…

Ugh, just defund the police. This entire list could be handled better by well-trained social workers and community service workers without guns. We just can’t afford them because our taxes go to help arm a militant systemically-racist group of idiots who can’t get through John Wick without an erection.

Start with a long board. Much much more forgiving, then if you get your sense of yourself on the board and want to continue you can grab something smaller for tricks.

I do this with a lot of fish and I would say ‘noticeable,’ yes, but very very subtle. It’s not as though it makes the fish actually taste like a sweet dish.

Meh, if you ask people who are well educated on the topic: kinesiologists, people with degrees in physical training or related fields, or medical professionals you are going to get 95% the same information.

It’s weird, the only thing that surprised me about the formation of the new league was that anyone was even slightly surprised.

To me, this would be a lot like saying please understand how a piece of news is read by someone who is convinced the Reptilians and the Illuminati control the international trade in Peeps Marshmallows.

So . . . I’m having trouble figuring out what your point is. Both of those things are critical to daily (in the case of arithmetic maybe not daily, but regularly) life. I’m not sure you can draw the parallel you are drawing. The importance of learning things varies.

 . . . if your takeaway from what I wrote was that I don’t like the word ‘should,’ you may want to take another pass . . . 

Meh, I don’t think people ‘should,’ know about Christianity either. Learning about either should be entirely optional. By all means, learn about these things if you want to. Like I said, I like reading about them, but we give a weird amount of power to religion when we act like it’s something people are objectively…

I’m not sure anything I said counted as ‘dying,’ on that hill. More like being slightly annoyed at something that was a little ridiculous.

Horrible title. The bare minimum everyone should know about Ramadan is nothing, then if they choose to they can learn more.

Ugh, I realize this is the right thing to do, I absolutely do, but I’m more than a little concerned that if this does turn out to be a 1 in 1,000,000 complication the pause will ultimately lead to more deaths than the clots would have.

Also, if you have a collection of the plastic holders for pre-pandemic face-to-face conference badges still hanging around your home a year later, feel free to address your hoarding issue at the same time.

Costco has a maple syrup that was kept in bourbon casks. Similar idea in reverse. I imagine it would be a solid candidate for something like this.