Forget a hair dryer. Go to Harbor Freight or some other super low rent hardware store and get a heat gun. They look just like a hair dryer, but they can actually broil things out in the open air, should that be what you’re trying to do. But if you are just trying to crisp up chicken, or melt a little extra cheese on…

Looks like it’s mostly blue suits to me

#notallchristians

Literally anyone from that cast > Trump in 2020. Either the actors, or the characters they play. I’d definiteely vote Keaton - DeVito, and if I must, I’d vote Catwoman - Penguin.

Don’t stop her yet. I want to find out if I should use my fork to get the english muffin out of the toaster.

Yeah, it’s a bitch being associated with Tucker Carlson, but if you start saying “well, I’m white, but I’m not like Carlson,” you have to start adding “well, I’m not like Trump,” “I’m white, but I’m not David Duke,” then a half hour or so in, you’ve eliminated half the country and we’re back to “not all white people.”
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I see where we all got our wires crossed. None of the people saying that actually care what happened, that’s just the sentence you say when you shoot someone with more melanin than you.

Is there no access to canned whipcream where these kids live? . How are they supposed to channel their inner MacGuyver.

The tire shop near me uses your warranty as some sort of proration/deposit style thing almost. If they determine a tire is worn (so far they’ve always been extremely fair), they check their records, and if there is a warranty, they basically figure out, based on how much I spent and how many more days of use I’m…

Everyone needs to keep calm about the use of the word “fetish.” I’m pretty sure Patrick was just saying that a fetish site would be one of the very few places where “so what’s the situation with your penis?” would be a normal question to ask right off the bat.

Greek yogurt for sour cream works well if it’s going in a taco or on soup or something where it isn’t going to be the majority of the flavor. I like it a fair amount less as a dip, where it might be a higher percentage of the actual bite.

My confusion here is that even if you buy the argument that “it’s to test what their response will when other people actually ask these bad questions that we would never really ask,” it’s just not the best way to get at the information you claim to be looking for.

Or people who pretend at them :)

How far into that do they wander off? I agree with you, and I feel like I’d be bored by the fourth time you said “percent.”

“Like a man.” the mantra of the overcompensating “man.”

Not a lawyer, but I’ve always been shocked that there are people who believe that “if you’re a cop, you have to tell me if I ask,” idea. I think bad TV has taught a lot of people that basically any police activity is “entrapment.”

I want, at minimum, half credit for my dog.

“I know it might be a little confusing because I’m here instead of an office. . .
. . . do you have any questions for me?”

The genetic fallacy (also known as the fallacy of origins or fallacy of virtue) is a fallacy of irrelevance where a conclusion is suggested based solely on someone’s or something’s history, origin, or source rather than its current meaning or context.

Uber. Be sure to walk her to the curb when it arrives though. Chivalry is important.