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Coffee isn’t the issue here. There isn’t any in this stupid drink.

Only Nintendo could get away with this, it boggles my mind. This proper Battle Mode could have been DLC for the Wii U version years ago when everyone was complaining about it but sadly they held it to resell for $50.

Like solving environmental puzzles.

Banjo Kazooie is exactly the game I remember playing all those years ago, and it was when I bought it on the arcade store for 360, and it was when I bought the rare replay. Yooka-Laylee is exactly what I expected and wanted.

Have to disagree with that opening statement: Banjo Kazooie is exactly how I remember it as I still play it every year or two to this day. I realize you’re making a point about rose-tinted glasses distorting our memories but Banjo was and still is exceptionally good for what it set out to be.

Counterpoint: the pod racing game on N64 was amazing.

Revenge isn’t about fighting fair: it’s about dealing your nemesis a crushing, humiliating defeat by any means necessary. And their fantastic ruse to trick this guy into an ambush and steal all of his stuff is about as humiliating and crushing as it gets.

Fighting fair is dumb. You may be honorable in fighting a fair fight instead of one weighted in your favor, but you’ve also proven you have the intelligence of a rock. Fighting fair is for suckers. You take advantages where you can get them, and you use those advantages to the best of your abilities.

Love Actually

This is where I think the Switch will shine, stuff like this. It’s why Nintendo needs to get off their ass and figure out virtual console . But I know they’ll drag it out until E3. At least we are getting Neo Geo stuff since SNK are releasing those titles anyway outside of VC.

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Track: Ol ‘55 | Artist: Tom Waits | Album: Closing Time 

“Well excuuuuse me, Princess” *wails on air guitar*

What’s going on with the Joy-Con sync issues that people have been posting about?

Weird that you would post this today. I was just looking through my E3 2011 photos and remembered when I held the WiiU Prototype controller in the Nintendo Booth. Then I check for new articles and see this one on the Wii U announcement.

I did look, as evidenced by the fact that I mentioned many of my favorites were available. You could have read.

great reference...Capcom....make Resident Evil great again!

It’s funny because people said that surely Doom was going to be broken and unfinished because they weren’t sending out review copies, but it turned out to be one of the best FPS’s in years.

So then stop buying at release date. It’s not a hard concept.

If one more person asks why these women are just coming out now, I am going to take a huge period shit in their mouth.

“I don’t immediately jump to molesting her. I wait 10 years. But so we’re clear, I’ve called dibs on that.”