You’re my hero.

Don’t get me wrong, I’d buy one of these in a heartbeat if I had the money, and more power to Jeff for actually spending his fortune on something tangible.

Holy hell, Andy.
I had to double check... usually when I see this much venom, I’ve somehow stumbled onto jezebel again.

*checks URL*
no... I didn’t somehow wander onto Jezzebelle again. Normally when thigs are this far off the mark, I’ve somehow strayed there.
I’m no Tesla apologist -- but Jason, I gotta say, I think you fully missed the point...

Cop: “Hey! Pull over!”
Jason: “no, it’s a cardigan!!”

Man. I was sure I’d somehow ended up on Jezzebelle again. Sadly disappointed.
Gaslighting is the perfect term, and it’s way different from lying.

Heard an announcer calling it “the oblong sphere” repeatedly over the weekend.
I was literally dying

Also, I’m literally a huge fan

with all the love in the world:

ppffftt, whatever.

Shenanigans at the Nurburgring have been a theme for years. Sounds like a match made in heaven to me.
I’m happy to see the competition. 

Alternative titles:

“Teen goes blind from scurvy after eating like shit”

“Teen goes blind after breathing oxygen”

“Teenager masterbates too much* and goes blind*”

“The human body loses functions if it doesn’t get enough nutrition” 

“Kid gets fucked by parents... who failed to instill good eating habits”

We all have to find entertainment somehow :)

what I read:

“I LOVED the one movie of his that I *have* seen, but having seen non of his other movies, I can tell you with relative certainty that I would definitely not enjoy them!”

uuuuuuuugh

*checks URL*

Really? an article that ONLY focuses on his most recent tweets with no additional context or facts? 

*checks URL*

DAMNIT!!! How do I keep ending up on Jezebel?!?!

The idea of the 1950's**

Which is waaaaaay different from the historical 1950's

Thank you! this was the only piece of info I was looking for from this article :P

THANK YOU for putting “Graphic” on this!

WHY IS THIS ON MY FEED?!?!

WHY AM I READING THIS AND WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!?

This entire news event is a great example of how the shit kids say will follow them around online for the rest of their lives.

This is why I just play dead when racism comes up.
If I stay very still, maybe it’ll just pass and no one will notice me.