Fortunately, Pennywise is a shapeshifting monster, allowing him to take the form of many other 80s references. Watch as kids are butchered in turn by a California Raisin, The Noid, Rick Astley, Jacko, and an anthropomorphic bottle of Bartles & Jaymes.

See what?

So I guess this will be a news story now? Every time an athlete or someone who is in any way related to sports speaks out for/against Kap, it must make headlines? Barf.

Why does someone have to “do something to me” in order for me to dump all over him? I also hate Jon Snow and he’s not even real. He still sucks, though.

No.

How ‘bout that new Al Gore “climate change” movie?

Faint praise, indeed.

The supermarket owner likely has insurance. If not, he’s an idiot.

What a weird, gross asshole this dude is.

And the Kinja developers and moderators were on Golgafrinchan Ark B, with all the other useless people, such as the telephone sanitizers, account executives, hair dressers, tired TV producers, insurance salesmen, personnel officers, security guards, public relations executives and management consultants.

So you're a Game of Thrones character? Coooool. Show us your tits!

So you're a Game of Thrones character? Coooool. Show us your tits!

That's before they were cool.

That's before they were cool.

There are 76 other enemadragons?

There are 76 other enemadragons?

[FARTS]

[FARTS]

No, you cannot.

No, you cannot.