This is dogshit. I have a ton of work to do right now, and no good distractions, meaning I just keep doing it! Come back, commentariat!

This is dogshit. I have a ton of work to do right now, and no good distractions, meaning I just keep doing it! Come back, commentariat!

I don't know any of those things! But hey, sounds like it was fun.

I don't know any of those things! But hey, sounds like it was fun.

Pooped themselves?

Pooped themselves?

The attic?! Holy Christ, that is crazy and awful.

The attic?! Holy Christ, that is crazy and awful.

Kinjarred? Is that when you switch from a mediocre but serviceable type of jar that the allows the pickling solution to mingle in a fun and productive way to a newer, far shittier type of jar that everyone hates and ruins all the fun of pickling?

Kinjarred? Is that when you switch from a mediocre but serviceable type of jar that the allows the pickling solution to mingle in a fun and productive way to a newer, far shittier type of jar that everyone hates and ruins all the fun of pickling?

Sounds like bullshit to me.

Oh hi!

Oh hi!

Oh hi!

7911

7911

YOUR BLOOD

Shit, that's awful. They really need to reset their expectations. Or are they millionaires, so have a different notion of "cheap" than we do?

Shit, that's awful. They really need to reset their expectations. Or are they millionaires, so have a different notion of "cheap" than we do?

DVD/blu-ray shelf: I shopped around a bit and, at one store, when I asked a clerk where the this particular DVD shelf was, she looked at me like I was crazy. As though I had asked where the VCR head cleaners were.