The name you're looking for is "Donald Trump."

What's yer GoFundMe URL?

I committed to going to a wedding next month, but have now realized I don't want to go. It's several hours out of town, I will know almost nobody there and my partner now can't come with. Is it bad form to bail on a wedding with just over a month before the date? I'm not a member of the wedding party or anyone…

Not physically taxing, but it just makes no damn sense.

So what's the problem? You can still listen while sucking cocks, it's the responding that's difficult.

One of my favourite novel passages of all time comes from 10 Little Indians (which Hatch probably still calls by its original title of 10 Little N**gers), when 10-year-old me read the sentence, "There were startled and shocked ejaculations."

Heheh, "Republican."

Ha, it's funny because there's Ice in the show!

Not so much "weird" as just pointing up at a higher angle than my regular boners. Heil Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS!

Breaking: Hackers release The Winds of Winter, Fans Devastated to Find 900 Pages of Just 'All Work and No Play Makes George RR A Dull Boy'

What am I, Merriam Boobster? (Plus I'm at work) Look it up yourself!

That's an interesting observation. I imagine a bag of shit would rather be an asshole since they don't have to retain the poop, they just expel it.

That's not fair. All this time, she has not been acting, so you wouldn't know.

Crooked Cersei leaking GoT contact info, probably just jealous because she doesn't get same ratings as DJT. Sad!

Worse than "shirt potatoes" or "sweater cows"?

Congratulations…?

If you cut out the awful one-dimensional characters, you just have an empty ship.

They need to see them in this movie, not so much in The Reader.

No, the British. Jews don't really figure into it. And the crew features one heroic German officer who tries to convince the greedy Brits to sail safely, but he is callously disregarded as they twirl their mustaches. It's remarkably bald-faced in its inaccuracy. Not that you expect integrity from Nazis, or movies in…

I recently rewatched this in a triple bill with the 1943 Nazi propaganda movie Titanic and the 1985 Raise the Titanic! which was unfortunately made just before the wreck was discovered, and established to be broken in two, thus unraise-able. The Nazi movie was overall better written and acted, but the last hour of…