Did you slap your hand up against the steamy window in a totally awkward and physically improbable moment of passion?

Because you don't want to neg her?

'Member when Brad Pitt said he was gonna retire at age 50? Yeah, really should have followed through on that.

Not to mention that she would have continued lording this over him for the duration of said relationship. "We were on a break" would likely be on his tombstone.

So what makes this particular shitty clickbait listicle so much more post-worthy than the other 3 gajillion shitty clickbait listicles out there?

For what, best whining? "This is horseshit, Rose! Rooose!"

And the notion that you can understand and effectively convey women through "research" is not at all sexist or condescending, I guess.

Wait, are you implying that this article might be entirely contrived to manufacture clicks and outrage? How dare you, sir!

Walls, unintentional comedy, tweets, nepotism, spittle-flecked rage, stupid hats, bigotry, mass exodus to Canada… those are things!

He's 31? Christ. I am 37 and nowhere near as successful as this guy, but I am 100% cool with that, since I don't look 15 years older than I am, plus am not a loudmouth asshat.

Does the Trump administration count as an "industry"?

Ladies Love Collusion, Jared.

He's an old coal-supporting billionaire, so he's really a Republican at heart. Probably just registered as a Dem in 2015 because it seemed like Hillary was a shoo-in and he could ride that wave.

Are they combined into one show?

It's Désperatiòn. For executives. By Calvin Klein.

Dragnet: The New Batch starring Liam Neeson and Michael Richards, with a concurrent female version starring Viola Davis and Melissa McCarthy, because women can't have their own properties.

My Spanish-speaking heritage compels me to be this pedantic; sorry, but please take some of these: ñ ñ ñ

Fakkin chazzwozzer, vegemite yahoo serious, amirite?

How about a Full House revival? Wouldn't that be goddam ridiculous? Hahahaha

Edward Norton?