Only during work hours.

I see his last comment about 20 minutes ago. Is he supposed to just live here?

"Actress"?

In accordance with President Kid Rock's decree.

Wait, reasonableness? Critical thinking? Get off our Internet!

I thought it was funny, but I didn't get a laugh.

What, is "Bla Lives Matter" just about people leading boring lives? Do they actually matter?

Where, Blamitoba? British Coblambia? Newfoundblam and Blambrador?

AlaBlama

Aww, you're cute. Is this your first day on the Internet?

Not that strange, really, since being honest about it would undercut some of her righteous zingers.

Me say boom-boom-boom, let me hear you say word-word!

Fonzie rules at Scrabble.

If you look up antisemiotician, you get a picture of Mel Gibson punching Umberto Eco in the face.

I was just reading an interview where Nolan said "The problem is not who they are… The only question I was interested in was: Will they get out of it?"

You get a pass for avatar/comment synergy

"We now go live to Scaramucci getting hit in the groin by a football."

Great Job, Internet!

*Flash forward to the premiere night of It, a wizened, white-haired flamingwombat totters out of the theatre and claws out their own eyes

So you and your coworkers are in the White House press briefing room?