Cock or a bottle of Johnnie Walker Red in a paper bag?

It would also imply that his withered old dick is large enough to make a "mouthful."

Nathan Bedford Forrest's corpse.

Is there something about the word "tromboner" that you find amusing?

IT CAN'T BE THREE THINGS

Also in a film adaptation of Upton Sinclair's The Jungle. He plays a side of beef being butchered in horrifyingly unsafe and unhygienic circumstances.

Great Job, Internet!: The Movie

Many, many adult movies.

Debbie DOS Dallas

Or Base Wars. Like Real Steel, except Baseball.

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

Jared Leto died today after a short, courageous battle with cancer. The illness is unrelated though, since he was fatally struck by a bus.

No, I've heard conspiracy theories about this. The "six million" figure is wildly inflated for some reason, and there's also no evidence that the streaming devices were actually used for hearing Jones.

You should get your heart checked out. Does your insurance cover issues related to a rapidly expanding coronary muscle? It might be considered attributable to a pre-existing condition.

"When you know you're going to have a major Indian character?"

That is a fucking terrible line!

I suppose, but on a show where a few people do so many voices - including other ethnicities - it's also understandable. Especially since Apu's character has slowly evolved, and wasn't suddenly thrust into a spotlight.

Strange hill to die on, especially in the same summer that's seen a fifth Transformers movie, which is three fucking hours long.

That's one of my favourite bit parts and single-line performances ever, along with the off-camera guy who shouts "Hey, Superman's drunk!" in Superman III

HEYO!!