Depends on which form she's in.

She can change her! Did you even read how I described her?

Well yeah, my mom is a malevolent shapeshifting predator, so she can look as good as she wants.

Now do Classical Gas!

That series was terrible!

Fake News: He said "fap," not "film."

What looks pretty good?

Hey, good on you! I like fun, which basically makes me tasteless scum in these here parts.

Well maybe just really bad. I won't get into why since I don't see the need for an argument about our subjective tastes, but I really really dislike all their output from 2000-onward, and Kid A was when that really started.

You shouldn't! However, Moonraker is not one of those.

Yes, they seriously did not. I am so annoyed that I fucking clicked on this.

"Now you're just fucking with me, right?"

The Internet

Which also allows for more delicious trolling. Like ranking a U2 album as being significantly worse than Toby Keith's Shock’n Y’all. I'm mostly indifferent to U2 and have never heard Songs of Innocence but there is no way in hell it's worse than Elephunk, In Between Dreams or Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog…

Kinda seems like clickbaity nonsense, but worth it just to laugh at the photo of Senator Rock. Christ, he is fucking disgusting.

A diddler, as seen above.

Yes. Yes you do.

I'm eating a picture of Jared Leto every day until Jason Segel murders him.

That makes sense, because "Daniel Day-Lewis meets Charles Manson" would likely just result in DDL's death. Thus there's no acting talent present, just a pretentious piece of shit (with a forehead tattoo) who some people find oddly charismatic.

Whither?