I don't want to hear his voice anymore.

Hey, "mostly decent" is pretty good for modern-day Republicans.

I think the Liberal response to this is what highlights a big difference in the political dynamic these days. Maybe it's self-righteous to say so, but I think if Hillary or Nancy Pelosi was diagnosed with some horrible disease, you'd see a lot of vile glee from the right.

Mmmm, it was pretty obvious. I'd give you an F+ on comprehension, but you certainly earn an A for being a humourless jackhole about it.

Sorry guy, he(?) didn't contradict himself. He's obviously questioning one person's commitment and identity, not all peoples'.

That depends on the car. If you smash up mah truck with the Confederate flag decals and gun rack in the back, that's basically treason, if not worse.

Well, he does have a pretty iffy record. There are a lot of terrible King adaptations.

Depends: do Richard Bachman's sales count as King's?

If we're going to use it, I'd also like to see "de-boat" enter the lexicon.

Nothing personal, but fuck the word "deplaned."

50 pounds? Holy shit. Well done, sir. The big chocolate donut on my desk is glaring at my seductively.

Jamaica, NY?

It vvas!

Well, that's just a stupid rebuttal.

Nice. I'm still just in season one, but looking forward to this scene now.

Rub your food on a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain!

The fat man walks alone

I saw Usual Suspects and Trainspotting before they were big in North America, and felt so fucking cool for about two weeks.

What's Game of Thrones?

I guessed her secret by looking at her penis.