Are you saying Yoda is a moron?

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A few years ago, while working as a reporter during a particularly violent summer, I was constatntly mistyping "gun" as "fun."

In fairness, she's more often a waddling sight gag.

What is that woman in the middle of the Baywatch pic doing? Juggling her tits to shock the victim back into life? I've seen that work in porn, but maybe it's a legit lifesaving technique.

"Every" horror movie sound? What about the sound of closing your medicine cabinet to see a horrible monster in the mirror?!

That's a good band name.

The Suicide Squad trailer had lots of energy.

I was wondering if "33M" was some sort of bra size reference.

33M?

I can't imagine there's not much you can do. As soon as the name is said, people scream, music starts and everyone starts walking up. Do you open the envelope before going on-stage, or bring one of the PWC people out to double-check your reading before the announcement?

In a deleted scene from Heat, we learn Waingro's first name is Bruce.

From Justin to Ned Kelly. Discuss.

Why only one? Think big!

I can imagine. It's why I've only gone to third base with him.

I guess you just skimmed this a bit? He criticizes plenty on its own terms. The steadfast adherence to a single joke, parade of pointless cameos, overall self-satisfaction, one-note characters like All and Don Atari… it's all in the article.

Is that not a Bieber?

But he hates Navy Seals… sixfold?

Crotching yourself on a handrail is a trick or sorts.

"How were the other two Star Wars prequels?"