Great… Fucking Trump stooges ruin Mannequin too!

A metaphoric Theatre of Pompey.

Add this to the list. 

The book is going to come out late and half the chapters will be rescheduled to a later date that never happens.

Bipartisanship for Republicans just means Democrats shutting up and voting on whatever terrible bill they’re trying to push through lest they be accused of being troop hating socialists. 

Of the Target Mossimos is a quality joke, and I will laugh at it every time. 

Confederate statues - “We need them! We need them as...uh...a constant reminder that slavery is bad! So we can learn from history or something!”

Does he think you need a membership card and a subscription to Whites’R’Us magazine to qualify as a white supremacist? The fuck?

Hasn’t every President had sex with a porn actress when their third wife is recovering from birthing their 5th child. Then paid his lawyer to attempt to hush it up by paying her off.  I’m sure there was an epistle by the Apostle Paul about this.  

Black shooters=Thugs/Animals

Strange how so many white male shooters are mentally ill AND are white supremacists AND support Trump, if not him personally, but his deeds.

I’d like to think that by not treating her as a joke and actually getting to the less cute and cuddly aspects of her lunacy, he’s nipping this shit in the bud, before everybody can start saying “You know...maybe we do need to consider beating Trump with love.”

Prediction: The crowd will start the chant. Trump will, in fact, “silence the crowd, tell them, ‘Hey, don’t do that...’”

SOMEONE HELP ME MY EYES ROLLED SO FAR BACK IN MY HEAD I DIED.

Ohhhhhh Donny Boy doesn't know much about Minnesota, does he?  

And I don’t think they’d do it even then.

How is it that we’re still talking about immigrants being too slow to assimilate? This is the oldest of old, bigoted lies. Indeed, immigrants probably assimilate at a greater pace today than at any point in human history. Ilhan Omar was a 10-year-old asylum seeker 27 years ago. Today, she’s a member of the United…

If this trend continues, expect Ted Cruz and Retta to find themselves in Twitter beef next.

I was sitting in the doctors office wondering if Gawker was going to run with this before I got to work...

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