James Madison... no Elvis, that’s for sure.

World Trade Center 1974

BOLTON: HNNNGGGGGG... Ow, my balls. Oh... Its bad mmkay. Be right back. *grabs copy of Guns and Ammo and heads to the bathroom* 

How I envision this went:

DJ Khaled doesn't like going down on anything, and that includes the Billboard charts. 

Whichever bigot figured out Out of Context could be used as an excuse and then passed the information along to all the other bigots should be, not killed, maybe forced to read about logical fallacies, or locked in a room with burning microwave popcorn. 

Perhaps it doesn’t matter so very much how she died but that the trauma of having been raped twice in her youth generated such horror that she could no longer see her way clear to live.

What’s really weird is the whole story of how Punky came to live with Henry Warnimont. Her mom abandoned her at a mall and of course it just makes sense to let the single old male photographer with poor social skills take in a young girl. What could possibly go wrong? They took the first three minutes of a Law &…

How many people learned the word vagabond through TIM RICE’S LYRICS FOR Elton John’s wondrous rendition of “Can You Feel the Love Tonight,” from The Lion King soundtrack?

Did her mother frequent any diners, drive-ins and/or dives last year?

So there you have it, yolks. Who eats 10 fried eggs for breakfast? No one (unless you are at Johnny V’s in West Allis, WI, and are taking part of The King challenge).

The other irritating thing about this as a Minnesotan is that the Republican controlled Senate will drag it’s heels in negotiating finance bills this year and then after the end-of-May deadline they will claim that their DFL counterparts were “wasting time” and adding too many “non-starter” bills into the House bills.…

These same people have been having a three-year cryfest over the fact that Lake Calhoun is referred to as Bde Maka Ska on the official sign now. I really hope nobody tells them the linguistic origins of “Minnesota.”

Yep. So mad. 

They are still pissed about the name of Lake Calhoun getting fixed.

I’m honestly astounded that this isn’t satire.

Biff's next project.

There’s only one Indiana politician I trust to be President

Were the business owners arrested?

For old Dems, it’s about longtime alliances that often did good. For Republicans, it’s about teh rapture— House of Jealous Lovers!