And then my husband saved the day.

I feel like the average liberal; particularly the younger ones; seem to under estimate the effect of the Supreme Court on their lives. Imo, it’s the most important issue, because you can’t just undo what they rule; you are stuck with it.

We’ve tried the “Then let’s avoid babies in the first place” line but they they start yapping about sinners and shit.

People also need to remember that THIS is a very good wedge issue. Yeah, 70% of Americans support a path to legalization for dreamers and yeah many more support universal healthcare but talk to many of them about abortion and THAT is what they vote on. It is really hard to talk to those Americans and that is also why…

Whatever chucklefuck first decided that abortion is the moral equivalent of murder, and that late-term abortions are tantamount to inhumane medical treatment should have been burned at the stake.

The best way to read Maureen Dowd is not at all.

Her and Ivanka get this pretty white women force field that shields them from their own shitty behavior. Melania pushed the birther issue, made excuses for her husband and decided being rich was worth more than not being an asshole.

candy-gram

Not that I would dare do it¹, but if someone were to apply the Code 45* algorithm and procedures to Joanna’s writing above, one would get: “Look....shit not great. Happy?” Which, when you think about it, pretty accurately captures the essence and spirit of our beloved Barf Bag.

Added to this:

“Conscience and Religious Freedom Division”

If your religious or “moral” views prevent you from providing service to a patient who doesn’t fit within your moral framework, you (1) have really shitty religious/“moral” beliefs and (2) should find a line of work that doesn’t require you to come into contact with people you find morally objectionable.

“jumping out of windows”

This is going to be Paul Ryan’s epitaph...

Where to begin?

Honestly I am just so sick to fucking death of American Christian church rhetoric. Like I’m so fucking sick of megachurches and smarmy, self-righteous pastors and everyone being so FUCKING INSANE about sex and sexuality. I’m sick of this country’s Pence-yness and I’m sick of disgusting religious nonsense having any…

Sorry, this is the only Dorf that matters.

The whole “Merry Christmas” debacle is a perfect illustration of how sociopolitical discourse has degenerated in the United States.