A 17-seat Republican majority wiped out in one election. Done by hard field work and knocking on doors and people choosing to run for office even when it seemed guaranteed they’d lose, not so much by funny tweets or clever op-ed’s.

Elections, consequences, blah blah blah. Vote 2018, vote 2020, vote 2022, vote 2024. Vote responsibly. Your platitudes and ideological purity mean nothing to the people who are actually making the laws you have to live by, and the past year should be more than enough evidence of that. Vote like a responsible grown up.…

I will never not star a gif of this fucker getting his bell rung, it’s a thing of beauty.

I was going to say, I saw that they had added that back in due to the outcry of people in academia and students.

...then it sends a message of permissiveness regarding sexual assault and misconduct.

That more or less illustrates my point. Likelihood is not certainty, especially coming from a site whose stats haven’t exactly been... accurate as of late.

This pisses me off so much. Birth control is prescribed for so many conditions (primarily because so little attention is paid to women’s health by the medical research profession that it’s still the best option for a lot of conditions that modern medicine shrugs its shoulders at and says, “Eh, it’s probably a…

In addition to being racist and all-around offensive as fuck, this is a stupid and useless idea. Boomers are retiring now. We need people in our work force now. Getting pregnant right this very second will do exactly jack shit to help this problem - if we don’t fix it with immigrant labor in the meantime, we’ll be so…

Okay, Paulie, if you want higher birth rates, here’s what you and your buddies in Congress need to implement:

Ok, sure, asshole.

So like ... can I have maternity leave? Affordable prenatal care? Any treatment for my battered lady-bits after birth? Help with childcare? (My parents live very, very far away and I really like what I do for a living.) Will my daughters be able to get jobs where they won’t be harassed by their employers, or is their…

Typical sexual predator. He can’t take “no” for an answer.

Potentially unpopular opinion. Dick is far superior to Forrest Gump. Both are tongue in cheek historical fiction, but Forrest Gump is condescending and obvious. Dick is humourous and assumes the viewer is smart enough to get all the historical references without explaining them so blatantly.

Dick is criminally underrated. It is such a fantastic movie (Dan Hedaya’s Nixon was brilliant!) and one of my all-time favorites. I felt so bad for them having to film scenes in those era-authentic clothes in the hot swamp-ass DC summer.

Minnesotans love Amy. Moderates like her because she’s a moderate, and Liberals like her because she’s a completely known quantity that we can depend on not to completely fuck us over. She’s also just likeable in that milquetoast sort of way that wins over people whose most famous state dish consists of rice, ground…

I think that was the joke.

I’m also a single issue voter because of abortion. Just on the opposite side.

I’m pretty sure the white woman GOP voters in my family (Alabamans) vote 100% only based on abortion. They will never vote for someone who admits to being pro-choice. For real. That and they are stealth racists who don’t care about equality. It’s like beating your head against a wall to convince them anything other…

PSA: Jorni is now just impersonating literally everyone and spamming the fucking site.

As a white woman, even I have no fucking idea what 60 percent of white female voters in Alabama were thinking. Thank you, black voters, for getting the job done.