DeVos would actually be a lot less scary if that was her only agenda. She’s devoted her life to making sure any schools available to children who aren’t white and well-off are starved out so DoE money goes to exclusively to lining her billionaire friends’ pockets when they create schools that are only accessible to…

Does Somerhalder assume people will find this story charming because he’s not ugly? Because it contains at least 3 of the warning signs of abuse in the booklet my doctor gave me at my first prenatal visit.

Me every day of this fucking evil administration. Is noon too early to start drinking?

Right? Like maybe I’d treat the anti-choice folks like the actually have a valid stance if they stood up to shit like this. But they don’t, and won’t. Fuck those cunts.

So, the prolifers are all over this, right? Like, marching in the streets and the like? /s

Jemaine Clement is great and now I really miss Flight of the Conchords.

Me: (reads headline)

Here’s another thing that happened. The Pacific Ocean warmed another degree after this burn.

Unlike Tom Price, Betsy DeVos uses her own private jet for government travel. “Secretary DeVos accepted her position to serve the public and is fully committed to being a faithful steward of taxpayer dollars,” her press secretary said in a statement. It’s very nice of her to use her private jet to wreak havoc on…

on my road trip this weekend i was listening to return of saturn and then just thinking about how sad i am about 2017 gwen.

“I think she gave away a very strong bargaining chip for the Democrats by agreeing to this short-term extension of the national debt ceiling. What’s going to happen after a couple of months? We’re going to be right back where we started from.”

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Make sure you call your Congresspeople about PR! They have no one to speak for them, so we have to let our voting members of Congress know that we care about Puerto Rico.

The Koch brothers have closed their wallets. That’s why the GOP is so desperate to pass this while they still can

... [Graham-Cassidy] is the last stage out of Dodge City. I’m from Dodge City. So it’s the last stage out to do anything. Restoring decision-making back to the states is always a good idea, but this is not the best possible bill — this is the best bill possible under the circumstances.

Taking on a different gossip in this comment- but somehow I’m upset about bilson and Christensen? I saw him once in Houston and 2nd and it took me at least two blocks to figure out who had just smirked at me. He was at the height of his fame, too - which isn’t saying much. Kind of forgot they were an item, now kind of…

The GOP fucking played us like a fiddle.

I think people are definitely tired. I know I am. It’s exhausting constantly being outraged and trying to stop things from happening. And the moment we smack something down something else comes up.

After a lifetime of working out (carefully) with every fitness goal in mind, I still can’t do them. I have decided:
They are pointless, and we should just stop doing them.

You know how I know the hatred of the obama’s was race related? The fact that people think the motherfucking trumps are classy in comparison. These fuckers are literally the most tacky people ever.