I looked at this and thought, what’s the big deal? It’s a big roof.

If only there was a way....perhaps some sort of marking....that could go on uniforms so that officials wouldn’t have to rely on players’ faces to tell players apart. After all, what’s the official scorer to do when all he hears is “two shots.......foul on the kid with the acne.....”

This happens all the time in basketball and has for years.

the team believes the complaint originated from “a disgruntled season ticket holder that dislikes our creative director.”

Well, isn’t 2019 off to just such a great start. Sheesh.

Jesus Christ, are you guys harvesting staffer parts for Drew in some sort of baroquely demented Thiel-esque body clinic? What the hell is even happening any more?

as if casually chatting while one or both of you have your dicks in your hands isn’t a weird thing to do.

I would sell a Kidney to gets finals tickets to see the Raps here in Denver. 

Hey there, America, we need to throw college football a yearlong tailgate, so invite everyone you know. For the next 12 months, hang time refers to bunting, not punting. Tell the helmet makers that all we need are party hats.

Dude, I wouldn’t mind being sullied by wealth. You could sully the shit outta me with wealth. 

I know that Prime Melo (still one of the most overrated players ever) had an athletic, slashy, powerful inside game, but Kawhi looks as much like Jordan as Kobe ever did, and that’s saying a lot.

On pace for maiming 365 reporters this year, beating the previous record of 289 by the Saudi crown prince!

He’s obviously a lot closer to the play than was Chad Clifton when Warren Sapp gleefully blindsided him, but the fact that the refs are correct, this kind of hit really is legal, is why my interest in football has waned so dramatically over the last decade.

I know this is a joke (and a good one!), but that ultra-anxious part of my brain made me scroll up and check to see if my name was on there.

Megan makes several good points but i will never ever subscribe to the deadspin newsletter that keeps popping up

*the people that can’t fix the notification system that’s been broken for weeks*

quickly scanned looking for my name.

Free yourself, people! I turned my back on my childhood team decades ago, and now I actively root against them. It feels good to watch them suffer.

So say that if that’s what you meant.

“Hey guys, just do crime, okay?”